I was just having a bit of fun during Fellowship (and I’ll admit I took a bit of a nap through the middle part), but then I really got going…
#Frodo: What’s in this?
Sam: Just a bit o’seasonin. I thought if we was having a bit of roast chicken… #Samwise is the original #foodie
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 9, 2014
#frodoandsam – “All we have to eat is #lembas bread and it’s pouring down rain… Things can’t get much worse.” #Gollum -“Wanna bet?” #LOTR
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 9, 2014
Frodo frees #smeagol proving that no good deed goes unpunished. #TwoTowers #LOTR #fingerfood
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 9, 2014
#Frodo– You know the way to Mordor?
#smeagol– Yes,
#gollum– If you don’t mind a detour through the lair of a starving giant spider. #LOTR
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 9, 2014
#frodoandsam destroyed the ring, #Meriadoc fought like a man with #Eowyn, and #Pippin… touched a bunch of things he wasn’t supposed to.
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 9, 2014
When #legolas defends Gimli from #eomer I have faith for #bromance everywhere. #InterracialLove #TwoTowers #LOTR
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 9, 2014
“They went over here…” #Legolas is better than #Psych when it comes to following a trail of clues for Merry and Pippin’s whereabouts #LOTR
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 9, 2014
"Fangorn? What madness drove them there?" Uh, idk #Gimli but I'm gonna guess it had to do with the giant battle going on around them. #LOTR
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 9, 2014
#Gandalf: “I am #Saruman.” Maybe Gandalf is smoking too much of that pipe weed if he can’t even remember his own name. #LOTR #TwoTowers
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 9, 2014
#GrimaWormtongue reminds me of #Frolo from #HunchbackofNotreDame cause he is majorly creepin of #Eowyn … #OldHornyVillians #LOTR
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
“You would not part an old man with his walking stick…” Especially not if he’s a known wizard, because that would just be cruel. #Gandalf
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
“I TOLD you to take the wizard’s staff!” I bet now #Wormtongue feels like #Scar when he lamented, “I’m surrounded by idiots,” in #lionking.
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
#Gandalf removes evil spirits from #Theoden because he’s the original #Exorcist. #LOTR #TwoTowers #IloveGandalftheGrey
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
#Eowyn starts singing and no one joins in… #awkward #LOTR #TwoTowers #Rohan #Horselords
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
“He thinks he’s leading them to safety; what they’ll get is a massacre.” Way to be optimistic #Gandalf #LOTR #TwoTowers
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
“That horse is half mad milord, there’s nothing you can do.” #Aragorn: “Oh yeah? Well I can speak horse. So there.”
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
And so #Aragorn begins the trend of men leaving women they love because it’s “better for her” #Twihards – Edward’s just a copycat. #LOTR
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
#Faramir: Good speech; nice and short.
#Boromir: Leaves more time for drinking!
Now we know why he was psycho with #Frodo – he’s a drunk.
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
With a father like #Denethor it’s a wonder #Boromir managed to do even a single selfless thing in his life. #LOTR
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
After several hours:”I have told your names to the Entmoot; we have agreed you are NOT orcs.” “Well that’s good news.” #Pippin is optimistic
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
#SamGamgee is literally the only reason they make it to Mordor. “Who are you?” Faramir asks. “I’m his gardener.” #bestlines #LOTR #MrFrodo
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
#SamGamgee is literally the only reason they make it to Mordor. “Who are you?” Faramir asks. “I’m his gardener.” #bestlines #LOTR #MrFrodo
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
#Pippin and #Merry find #pipeweed in the #Isengard storehouses… Who’s the pothead now, #Saruman? #LOTR #TwoTowers #Hobbits #PoeticJustice
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
“The #shire must truly be a great realm, Master Gamgee, where gardeners are held in high honor.” Yup, it’s because they grow the weed #LOTR
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
“All our hopes now lie with two little hobbits.”#Gandalf and #Dumbledore – powerful wizards who like giving HUGE tasks to the inexperienced.
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
“Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more about Sam. Frodo wouldn’t have got far without Sam.” Truer words were never spoken. #LOTR #bromance
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
#TwoTowers is like the last time #frodoandsam are cute, once #ReturnOfTheKing begins Frodo becomes the angstiest 33-year-old ever. #LOTR
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
Only 20 minutes of credits, #TwoTowers? You’re slipping Peter Jackson, slipping I say. #LOTR
— Caitlin (@moralynn1992) August 10, 2014
Stay tuned for part three…